Musical Eye Candy…’Cuz “Top Ten Sexiest Male Musicians” is Already Taken

I follow Zooey Deschanel’s blog, Hello Giggles.  It’s cute, she’s cute, and I love that she is good friends with Joseph Gordon-Levitt (who is adorable).  Mostly I scan and move on, but today’s entry intrigued me, because I’m a musician (and therefore a music buff), and…well…when you see the title Top 10 Sexiest Male Musicians, followed but a photo list (ranked from 10 to 1) and an invitation to offer your opinion, if you’re me, you read on.  Pointless to post my opinion there, of cou6 – rse…but making a top ten list of musical eye candy is an idea I can’t resist.

In brief, the list (as compiled by Hello Giggles’ Almie Rose):

10 – Mick Jagger, Rolling Stones (No, not even a single year where he was sexy.)
9 – Kanye West (No…sorry…no…really…no.  I really don’t understand.)
8 – Serge Gainsbourg (Who the heck is he?  And <after looking him up> no.)
7 – Ludwig van Beethoven (No.  Awesome, but no.)
6 – Beck (Ewwww.  He looks 12.)
5 – Roger Daltrey, The Who (OK, yes.  He was hot when he was younger.)
4 – George Harrison, The Beatles (No.)
3 – Jarvis Cocker, Pulp (No.)
2 – Paul McCartney , The Beatles, Wings (No…really…no.  Again, awesome, but no.)
1 – David Bowie (I confess it, I agree on this one.  I can’t explain it, but YES!)

And a much better (according to me) list of the Top 10 Sexiest Male Musicians (or as I like to call them, musical eye…and ear…candy):

10 – Stephen Tyler, Aerosmith (it’s the smile)

9 – David Gahan, Depeche Mode (new wave hottie)

8 – Freddie Mercury, Queen (I can’t explain it, I really can’t)

7 – Nikki Sixx, Motley Crue (yep…he’s hot)

6 – Tommy Shaw, Styx (getting better with age)

5 – LL Cool J (Just damn.)

4 – Trace Adkins (tall, hot, and awesome)

3 – Darius Rucker, Hootie and the Blowfish (going country makes him even sexier)

2 – Jon Bon Jovi (the only thing to dislike is his politics)

1 – Dave Matthews (the total package for me…musicianship, stage presence, hilarity, the accent, a family man…and lest we forget, hot!)

And, as we were invited to do at Hello Giggles:

Do you feel like gazing at photos of hot musicians and then arguing over who really is the hottest and who I left out? Great, comment away!

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2 thoughts on “Musical Eye Candy…’Cuz “Top Ten Sexiest Male Musicians” is Already Taken

  1. I don’t know what Zoey was thinking when she composed that list but I say nay to all the gentlemen on it! Eye candy they are NOT! Beethoven? Really? Dear Lord. I will agree with you on Bon Jovi. The man is HOT. He can croon to me any day, any hour! hee hee! 🙂

    • To her credit, she didn’t compose the list. But good grief, what was she thinking to publish it on her blog?? Ewwwwww.

      Yep, Bon Jovi has it in spades…and always has!

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